Giggle Trigger - Survival of the Wittiest

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Source: Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (1962) Website

bluehorizon

Attn parents of 1962: children who play in this box are 68.2% less likely to go beatnik on you! Or be unwed parents! uh-

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Dawnling

Janie didn't really like playing "Hide and Seek" the way that Ralphy played it

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Turfwhisperer

"Aren't we lucky those brilliant scientists overlooked the 6 cubic feet of storage space in this clearly labeled box?"

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Turfwhisperer

"Gee whiz, Sally. Next time we play doctor, could you use some lotion? You rubbed a sore spot on me."

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Dawnling

Now, just keep one leg on each side and pretend that you are riding a horse. Doesn't that feel weird???

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Turfwhisperer

"You know what Betty? If you join the Air Force in 1970, I bet 'Radar Box' will be your nickname."

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Dawnling

I thought that the gipper told gorby to tear down this wall

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bluehorizon

Sure thing, Mr. Castro! Uno, dos, tres--is it OK that my sister fainted? It is? OK, quatro, cinco, seis...

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bluehorizon

..and that's how Michael Jackson got his wish to be a little white boy in another dimension. But LaToya had to die.

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