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bluehorizon bluehorizon
It's on the Mayan calendar. Really.
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Al Gore's first acid trip.
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
The Supreme Court announced that teaching "creation science" has to include EVERYONE's version.This one goes first.
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U B U B
Everybody SING! "If I had a hammer...I'd hammer in the morning...I'd hammer in the evening..."
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
I get the feeling that Nostradamus might have overlooked this particular apocalypse.
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Sexy Writer Picture GigglePriss
When environmentalists have nightmares.
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Sexy Writer Picture dberget
Every time a bell rings, a poor bear burns to nothing...
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
Where is an animal rights activist when you need one?...for the first time ever.
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Dawnling Dawnling
The Jupiter-sized bears are not happy today
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Dawnling Dawnling
Ahm gunna smack it right in the Aroura Borealis
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
So, one more time here, do you take a left or a right after you get out of the galaxy to get to the giant mallet store?
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
I think it may be time to talk to Apollo about retiring. Seems he has gone off his fusion medication.
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
Have you ever heard someone discribe a situation as being like or similar to 'a cirucus'? Not what i was imagining.
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
Kirk! Spock! Uhura! Come back, our galaxy's gone Vegas!
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Dawnling Dawnling
Who's next up to hit? Sirius?
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Dawnling Dawnling
two down, seven to go
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Dawnling Dawnling
(I ask, what is making the planet settle and stay, gently, awaiting to respond to the in-coming smack?)
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marigold marigold
What the three bears wouldn't do for Goldilocks now! (The fourth is too young to remember).
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marigold marigold
The bears had always been Beatles fans, but "Sun, sun, sun here it comes!" wasn't what they wanted to hear right now.
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marigold marigold
The rumors were true: The sun really does have a hot temper and life for circus animals is a bear.
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marigold marigold
Sure the sun was pissed: The moon was nowhere around, he was awake in the night sky, AND his legs were missing!
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