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Sexy Writer Picture guy outside your window
No, you're not listening. You put the LIME in the COCONUT.
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U B U B
If soccer was rehearsed like wrestling - "I score the goal, then you give me a yellow card and THEN the riot starts."
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Dan's Old Roommate Dave Dan's Old Roommate Dave
I need more flop from you and less effort.
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Gfrizouw Gfrizouw
OK. This is the last time that I am going to say this. This isn't football. It is futball. Do you see the difference?
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Dawnling Dawnling
I am A LEDGEND WITH AN ENDORSEMENT CONTRACT!
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Dawnling Dawnling
You're endorsing athlete's foot medication. That doesn't make you a legend.
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Dawnling Dawnling
I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE REF - RIGHT AFTER I REPORT DAWNLING FOR USING TOO MANY TALK-BUBBLES!
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Dawnling Dawnling
I mean, DON'T TOUCH THE BALL WITH YOUR HANDS DURING PLAY!
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Dawnling Dawnling
You aren't the boss of me.
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Dawnling Dawnling
You're using YOUR hands.
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Dawnling Dawnling
DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!
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Sexy Writer Picture dberget
"Say that one more time!!!" "Read my lips. Your mother. She is a 5 dolla...BOOM," HEADBUTTED.
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Turfwhisperer Turfwhisperer
It's a new rule. We don't keep score so the other team doesn't feel bad about themselves, and EVERY player gets a trophy
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Turfwhisperer Turfwhisperer
You can't sneak up behind another player, pull their shorts down and yell "Cheeky Wankers".
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Turfwhisperer Turfwhisperer
"You have to shave and tuck your shirt in. This isn't Rugby for cryin' out loud."
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Just Another Face in the Crowd Just Another Face in the Crowd
"You are just soooo good!" "No Bro, YOU are good!" "I can't believe how good you are!" You too Dude, you're so good!"
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marigold marigold
"And then Chris got all--'whatever!'-..." Joe and Rod always used time outs to catch up on the latest gossip.
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marigold marigold
"Funiculi,Funicu-lahhh" hummed Don. It was then that Greg realized the team hired the wrong kind of coach.
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