Giggle Trigger - Survival of the Wittiest

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Dawnling

Hey, buddy, can you spare an Infrastructure Job or two?

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Dawnling

How much for both or us?

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dwalk15

Joe, you mean to tell me that as soon as I take off this hat my hair is gunna look lke yours? I'll never get a date now.

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Miss Susie

"Why I gotta wear this dumb hat, Ma?"

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marigold

Bob was a nice guy but he never mastered the art of facing the person he was speaking with.

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bluehorizon

"I'm the kid's manager, and I say the time is right for a Frankie Avalon impersonator to clean up in this town."

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bluehorizon

"LBJ shoulda gone easy on Jerry Ford. Walking and chewing gum at the same time: you ever try it? Hey, be careful!"

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bluehorizon

"We need some Adult Education. Teach us to tie a Windsor knot,will ya? Do it slow, my hat's on real tight."

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marigold

Brad looked lustily at Joe's topper. Not for nothin' was he the towns top milliner.

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marigold

Young Eddie Van H. listens to young D. Lee Roth belt it out back in the day. Visions of the drugs & the road followed.

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Dawnling

I didn't look up her dress! She just has very shiny shoes!

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Miss Susie

"Hey, two scotches, please. One fer me. One for Pauly D. here."

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Unztayble

"See my buddy here? they call him the nutgobbler..."

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