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Jon was a wuss. He could be subdued with just 1 finger.

Shakespeare's REAL muse.

Winston Stenerud: the most recent victim of "The Laughing Lamp"

Where is your other leg?

"We're disappointed. You've failed to do most of the cleaning tasks we hired you for. However our shirts look fantastic"

In 4 minutes I get to where the hat.

Ralph clamped down on his cigar in frustration as he realized he forgot to wear his JarJar Binks mask.

Laura no!!!! I just farted in there.

Danny the Dung Beetle teaches kids how to play craps.

You're going to pick it all up again and again until you do it right!

Quit you cryin' and be happy you're not working in the IT department.

Bowtie? Check. Devious Goatee? Check. Monocle? Damn!

Wow! Wait til mom sees our new beards!

When Hipsters Age

Animal hats: always in fashion.

According to the Winklevoss twins, Mark Zuckerberg broke the vase.

Jimmy spotted the UFO, but too late! Alex could already feel the pull of the tractor beam...

"He looks almost human," they'd say. Well...

If you must be hurled to your doom, do it with style.

Whenever Chuck tried to look sexy he always came off looking desperate.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Science Team

Yeah, yeah, neat trick, Jerry, but can I have my ribbon back?

Oh crap. We forgot to turn the toaster off.

Thanks champ. Would it be too much to ask to go back and get my other high heels?

Then Doris comes running to the shore yelling to us: "Hey! Hey! You forgot your boat!"

At the Little Tokyo Elementary School, the daily announcements were very important.

There's always someone gonna build a taller building.

Gallagher: The Early Years

Russel's wife finally passed her driver's license exam. Russel removed the steering wheel.

What's brought to Vegas Stays in Vegas.

You have to work hard and avoid the authorities if you want to get a head in this world.

The truth behind Dawnling's eternal youth.

When uncle Vinny said "I got your nose! I got your nose!" He was serious.

Now where is it? The last time I saw my hat it was right here.

"Weeping in public is not a crime, sir, but your suit is."

I Dream of Genie: The Golden Years.

Chester gets an attack of Ballerina-Foot.

"Stop telling everyone you are a nerd just because you watch Big Bang Theory."

"Stop telling everyone you are a geek just because you use technology."

"By the way, Mrs Hansing, camera-phones are forbidden in the hospital."

Aw crap! This isn't my helmet. This is the spittoon!

Bad news: that's not frosting on the King's wedding cake. Good news: the missing tube of super glue has been found.

Jerry and Jorge were surprised at how difficult it was to give away their steak knife and turkey baster.

She was a fun girl. But her perpetual fascination with water balloons ruined many relationships.

Maurice thought it would be dramatic to rip his toupee off, but that just made matters worse.

...and then, in her stunned gasp, she inhaled 5 exclamation points.

Harry would have escaped, too, if it wasn't for those damn Roman Soldier mannequins.

Hanson Gittleson's "Smog Lamp" would ultimately fail to generate market demand.

How did you do that? Here, pull my finger again.

14th Century Fashion Police

Mickey's hat had a hole in the top. Da' boys had to help him around.

The Smithson Collection: Fast Hats For People On the Go.

Yes they are serious about the dress code.

Vincent Gruble, Pirate Chiropractic

Unfortunately the pipe smoking baby doll never really caught on.

In the 1940s tobacco companies gave away free, curiously shaped, baby bottles.

The janitors really really hated not-casual Tuesdays.

The McCready boys realize they're over dressed for the company picnic.

One day all of this will be yours.

Stanley would fly off the handle when his writers failed to use the possessive noun in front of the gerund verb.

"So you see, the problem with golf is that the hole isn't big enough."

Winston despised Upside-Down Thursdays.

She loved how he held his roach clip.

As an insurance salesman, Dexter went a bit too far with the fear and the dread.

We just need you to describe the person who stole your toupee.

George believed in always eating a balanced diet.

What really happens in the teacher's lounge.

In Russia we throw pin at ball.

Pfft. Whatta' Croc.

Beware the UniCroc.... Arrrrrrr ! !

"My sister is our mother's cousin."

Dr. Caligari starts reading 50 Shades of Gray.

The Statue of Liberty meets the Statue of Libertarianism.

Here comes my husband now. Be careful. He has a mean right hook and likes to go directly for the cheek bone.

"Okay Richard," thought Richard, "you'll need to put some serious spin on this one."

Hey everybody, let's give a big hand to Mordak the Magician!

Jim Wallis, salesman, about to unveil the marvels of the inflatable husband.

They finally got rid of the bed bugs only to find they now had bed bicyclists.

When dentists dream.

It's so great you guys came over for my birthday. Didn't you bring yourself any cake?

Early 20th Century Baldness Therapy

A quick thinking Mr. Stewart ordered Johnny to stand his books up as a wall to keep his breath in. It was rancid.

The women came running. The syrum was working already!

Mole was proud of his statue. William feigned interest.

The cake did not turn out well. Too dry. And the opossum was greasy. But the boy was delicious!

Buddhist clowns are NOT funny.

Glamour Shots of the Third Reich.

Little Johnny began to get the sense that there would be no tap dancing his way out of this one.

"Get back in there and don't come out until you can do a split-center leap and a triple fouette!"

Thanks for the lotion, Steve.

"Flapper Girls at Zoos" ABC's newest reality TV show. Friday's 3am Pacific Standard.

Richard had his own effeminate man-purse to show off.

Hector was not very good at warding off Satanic forces.

She had been holding that fart for an hour, waiting for him to leave. He came back for his notebook of poems...

He had written her a poem. He wanted to read it to her. But how to broach the topic?

"Gawd, I hate casual Thursday."

Son, you've misunderstood "Serve Your Country."

A little too "Free Range," as it were.

The key to a good action hero is a compelling villain.

Connely enjoyed showing off his new SUV.

"Okay Edwin. Time's up. My turn."

Jeff really hated business trips to Wisconsin.

You tell your men to stay off my WiFi !

Before "Global Warming" there was "Global Colorlessness"

Historic sneeze in 3... 2... 1...

Judy's apple was big. But just wait until she sees Ronny's apple!

Then, on January 8th, Santa realized all of his Christmas work was done according to the wrong list!

Hipster Hackers "rethink" the cigarette lighter.

Famous Foibles in Evolution, episode 2: Rattus Hooliganicus

Ned's quadruplets were each very smart, but oh gawd were they ugly!

When sailors dream.

No, honey. No. Only good girls get to go to the zoo.

Sorry I'm late, boss. The office party just ended.

Sorry I'm late, boss. It took me a year to get here.

Margo was, like, totally heartbroke and way confused as to, like, the why of why... what was his name again? Anyways...

Margo would eventually learn to NOT bring up commitment until the second date.

Famous Foibles in Evolution, episode 1: The Charlisaurous.

What *REALLY* happens at home-school.

The New Order Population Control Protocol: Initiated...

Nice try, Charlie. But even his gun is bigger than yours.

Santa visits his ex-wife.

Santa's latest abducted child learns the basics of being an elf. And that the nearest town is 1,200 miles away.

The newest Go Daddy commercial, the sexiest yet, compelled Randy to try breaking the woman out. She wasn't in there.

Getting too caught up in Call of Duty, Randy tried jumping on the grenade. Broke the TV.

Through persistence, determination, and suffering, the young Elmer Fudd gets his first wabbit.

"Oh, and also, when you replace the toilet paper, do it so the paper hangs over the front. Thank You.

Maureen thought it pretentious that John wore is flight goggles to lunch; but then she saw him eat.

What do you mean you didn't intend to be opprobrious? You punctilious bastard!

Sir, the accounting department drew you some pictures. Would you like to see them?

What exactly do you mean by "higher" education?

Yeah, that's me. But I reckon you've got the wrooooooong James Bond.

No, your astounding excellency, those boots are not too feminine.

Whoever sold Tony the cheap furniture goods wuz gonna pay Big Time!

Bernie was already feeling over dressed and now the torch went out? How embarrassing!

The new "Diet or Die" Fat Camp was a great success. Hans and Einrich were almost ready to leave the camp now.

Good Work, Klaus. Let's go to the haberdashery!

"Klaus, I've just thought up a great analogy for what Faith is."

Tell me again, slowly and carefully, what is this Gangnam Style?

Sorry, kid, you're too short to be a gangsta.

"Close your eyes and count to 565," he said, and that was the last they ever saw of dad.

Pinto beans gave Lester EPIC gas.

Elizabetta receives a tweet from Thaddeus.

Excuse me! That is NOT your oil can.

"You can be anything if you put your mind to it."

I do love Movember.

Excuse me ma'am, could you move that way about 20 steps?

There you go again, Larry, always yanking on the wrong cord.

"Can I interest you in some polynomial equations?"

Fox News viewers heading out to vote.

Patch Adams in his older years.

The DMV on Halloween

Give these photos to Mitt. He'll put them in the appropriate binder.

Months after the rescue Skipper noticed Gilligan had put on weight. "That'a boy. Swallow those feelings."

They're trying to come up with names for their drinks. I told them "Screwdriver" would never take.

When Libertarians dream...

What is the German for "Pull my finger" ?

I can't believe we ALL wore the same shirt.

Wait a minute, if this one is candy what did you do with the real one?

"Some days I doubt if we will ever complete it." excerpt from "Tang: The Early Years"

Thanks for carrying my phone. My back was getting sore.

I remember when cell phones were TWICE that big.

This room with bars is a brilliant way to keep the cops out.

Besides not offering blondes, Bishop Warner was impressed with the new line of inflatable choir boys.

When I snap my fingers you will forget about the promised 5 Trillion dollars in tax cuts.

Hipsters of the Renaissance.

That's when Felicia stumbled upon John Madden's Instant Replay Machine.

You distract them, Festus. I don't want a gunfight today. I just pressed my shirt.

The date was going great, until... LOCKJAW!

Aren't you a clever fellow? I should wear a hat over it, too.

"No really, take my wife."

Before a big date, Clive liked to practice his moves on the mannequins at Macy's.

Karl Einrich demonstrates the new 'electric' shaver.

"I just feel so empty on the inside, Doc."

The "Detachable Head" trick was always a hit at parties.

Can I get a number six, super-sized and pureed please.

"Three coins in a fountain; each one seeking happiness..."

Florence realizes the Queen's hair gel was accidentally switched with the Bikini-Bare. Oh Dear!

That's when the judge had had enough of the prosecutions bull.

That's when the trial became udder-ly ridiculous.

Thus begins the story of Dirty Chair-y.

Thus begins the story of Dirty Hare-y.

"If wearin' leopard skin swimmin trunks is wrong, I don't wanna be right."

You disarm the guards and grab the loot. I'll be in the getaway car putting more grease in my hair.

Timmy explained to his new friend Bill what the congressmen made him do the last time he went up on the hill.

A young and impressionable Paul Ryan talks with his imaginary friend.

The guys leaned in close, perplexed. Who was Eastwood talking to? Who was in that chair? Why was there no response?

Bernie, their supposed to follow you... ON TWITTER. Idiot.

Marriage Amendment: Phase II

How did you get the new iPhone before everyone else?

As a practical joke on the professor, someone snuck a copy of Sarah Palin's autobiography into his collection.

After a long search, Huey finally found a clue. It was his mother's feather. There will be vengeance.

The date was going great, until Margo confessed about her love for Nickleback. Leonard showed her the door.

Leonard slapped his women much slower in his older years.

Frosty's lesser known cousin: Frothy

Frosty: The Darker Years.

"There goes America hogging all the water again."

And this is how I will pay for your college, son.

This is how much I care about your political perspective.

Just one bottle of "Rage Remover" will work on ALL of your republican friends.

Does it really take 2 men to perform a colonoscopy?

"I'm at the site now. Talking to you on my 5G."

Margo didn't see Charles wipe his bugor on her shirt. Didn't even suspect a thing about it. He was good. Real good.

I had hair like that in the 80's.

Oh you didn't, huh Roger? Then who DID pull my finger?

It didn't take Clark long to realize that the binoculars did nothing to improve the fireworks event.

Laura, you and I are not like the other girls.

I must ask: what made you want to start a girls school?

We have just poured 1,000 gallons of molasses into the AWS server room. Hail Hitler!

Why am I getting things from AOL again?

If this is what I think it is I can finally get that splinter out of my rectum.

Dammit, Carl, I told you to be careful with that super glue!

I keep finding these coupons and advertisements for Rogaine on my desk. Any idea why?

Margo was in love. FINALLY an accurate match.com profile: "Stalky, good sense of humor, nice smile."

Stay classy, North Korea.

Pinkerton became well known for helping repressed men come out of the closet.

You call THAT a popped collar?

Okay, McGersky, I'll pull your finger.

"You can't change a man's mind until you change his heart."

June 7, 1945 Steve Polinski (aka Stevie-the-Finger) extracts the perfect booger.

Hold him for a moment. I'll go get the magic marker.

I tell ya, hot frothy water and good friends. This is the way to go.

Wow! That is some good gateway!

I'm not one to give in to peer pressure, but since you are all my friends I'll try it.

Though never as globally popular as Abercrombie and Fitch, Linendelys did very well in Utah and East Europe.

In one confident day Gary would go on to open a checking account, talk to a stranger, & call his favorite radio station.

There were still some kinks that needed to be worked out of "wireless electricity."

Lloyd A. Wiggens. Integrity. Hard Working. Mannequin Sales.

No, you're not listening. You put the LIME in the COCONUT.

After years of prayer, God finally responds...

I wouldn't worry about it too much. They seem like a bunch of bird-brains.

Doctor, all he did was watch the GOP debate and he has been stuck like this since.

Al Gore's first acid trip.

Margo was always getting her tongue stuck on self-adhesive stamps.

Dad, will you tell Tony and Mark to stop standing so close to me!

You ever hear of The Village People?

The jail door is broken, but in the meantime I expect you to stand right here.

Back off! Margo and I are leaving! This Halloween party SUCKS!

Ice cream gives henry the worst gas.

Margo always pulled the finger too hard.

Long before Jeremy Lin started making buckets his grandfather also made many buckets. #AntiqueLinsanity

Unfortunately the scientists' fake strap-on mustache didn't make the robot head look realistic enough.

Sad and desperate Geritol addicts of the 1930's.

Roger, my thumb is stuck again. Can you help me loosen my belt?

I know this is awkward but I need to ask you to look at something for me.

...but then Margo realized she could fart freely without risk of being identified.

Margo loved the feeling of power she gained in her new high heels, and Rusty was, in all honesty, turned on.

Mr Pringle in his prime.

And so playing guitar for ZZ Top was the best decision I ever made.

Don't you love it when you find $100,000 that you forgot you had?

Ah yes, and here we get a rare glimpse into the natives' annual Actuarial Sacrifice. How lucky we are.

Of course it works! Look! I rubbed some on my finger and ta-da! One inch bigger already!

The consequences for failure are far greater on the Japanese TV sensation: Japanese Idol.

Tony knew he'd have to impress the boss if he as going to make it in this company. Time to break out the armpit farts.

Excuse me, sir. Do you see a bump on the back of my head?

If you're not going to Minnebar you are one dumb cowboy.

Screw you, Jerry. You were the last one to pull my finger, now give it back!

Sir, what if... there were 3 stooges?

The One Percent try to escape in their magic golden elevator.

Seymor pushed the lever to "James Brown" and they all started rythmically twitching.

White Trash of the Paleolithic Era.

An hour later they were still laughing at the explanation for Trickle Down Economics.

Hair Straightening Parlors were most popular during the paleolithic period.

What the hell is Phenalynine?

And don't ever let me see your face around here again.

At that point Margo decided she had enough of the circus and that she was going to run off and join a suburban family.

First one to pull my finger wins!

Dammit, Conrad, I told you for the last time solitare is a one player game.

Margo was getting frustrated with the interview. Then she realized she was questioning an inflatable cop.

Hey bartender. I'm off to see my probation officer. Have you seen my urine sample I left up here in a little glass?

After fetching her husband's stick, Margo enjoyed licking her husband's hand.

You've heard of the iPad, folks, this... is the Maxi-Pad! Whut?

"Hey brown cow," slurred the drunken Casper, "can I have some chocolate milk?"

"Hey let's take this thing hunting with us," said Dick Cheney to several nervous subordinates.

...I can't believe I didn't tell you that. Yeah, I totally rock the clarinet.

Before the invention of the intercom, secretaries had to sit very close to their bosses.

So what do you think of the first page of my novel?

Turns out pyramids were actually built by the GLS (Giant Levitating Squid). Mystery solved.

At night, when a patient's insurance is all used up, the Insurance Fairy comes to escort patients out of the hospital.

Jerry was very proud of his invisible hat.

...back when pixels were big. Strong. Proud...

Leonard, now in the clown business, kept hearing his teenage voice echo in his head "School is so dumb!"

The Oliver Twist paintings were poorly placed throughout the house.

Dammit! Listen! I said "Pearl Harbor is the bomb!" Not "Bomb Pearl Harbor!"

Colonel Sanders was a better cook than colonel.

Please, don't be cross with me.

The victim was wearing a really nice watch that I would like to keep, if that is alright with you all.

Why, Yes, I am a member of the communist party. Here's my card.

Wait, did you just say she is actually my sister? Uh-oh.

Lloyd realized, while on a date, his minimalism went too far when only one person at a time could fit into his condo.

Screw you, Lloyd. Pull your own damn finger.

Dammit, Margo. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Sorry. Recession hits us all. You only get 2 wishes.

Okay, you've removed my awesome hair, you've turned me blue, what is your third wish?

Yeah, well I've got bigger ears than you.

According to my calculations there should be more women present.

While at the Graduate School of Feminine Histrionics, Margo excelled at Exaggerated Symptomatology.

Oh geez! I had way too many bubble teas last night.

So help me God, I will find the bastard that shrunk our ties.

The Evolution of Sagging Pants, Chapter One: Sagging Belts

Let me ask Siri where Earth is one more time.

The lesser known "Island of Misfit Toys on Hallucinogenics."

The other kids all made fun of me. Why can't I wear jeans and a tshirt like everyone else?

As an old man, Calvin slipped into desperate times, trying unsuccessfully to sell his "Transmogrifier" door to door.

Guess who found another great deal on a pet wolverine?

Well, I think what we need to do is increase military spending.

Hogwash! This is normal planetary weather cycles. This ain't no Global Warming.

You've never even bought me Bubble Tea!

Wait-a-minute! I know what will cheer you up. More Tang!

Reggie was an essential part of the team, but never got the respect the "Black Hats" got.

No, Mr. Spalding, your wife is not ready yet. Removing one from wife training early is a very dangerous proposition.

"Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away"

"Song sung bluuuuue, peeking out the window."

He was born into a family of "Fast Food," but he always felt like so much more...

What, with everyone going on their New Year's Eve diets, Chester Cheeseburger figured he'd just go exploring.

If I hear one more Whoopie Cushion noise you are all being demoted.

Dammit lady, the packages said to call your doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... and now he's dead.

In has later years, Santa began losing touch with reality, what, with the coffee cup hats and all.

Ho Ho Ho! And people actually make fun of the way I dress!

Frucken A

Do I look like I'm joking?

Oh My! Don't YOU have a big package.

To his horror, during his talk at the penitentiary Father Mitchum realized his Bible was actually his "Feelings Diary."

See, sounds like "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes, doesn't it?

Doctor... Doctor... hey Doctor... I think you should check his face.

...so that is the heart. Give me a couple hours to draw the brain and we'll talk about that next.

I love PseudoCasual Thursdays.

Karen, why did you buy this stupid shirt. I told you: in my house EVERYTHING ought to be baby blue.

Dear Karen, Thanks for my sack of stones. As promised, here is your box of sticks.

Dear Karen, your father and I are beginning to get along. Maybe his harsh dress codes aren't so intolerable after all.

Drive-Thru before the intercom.

One Way, officer? But, I was only going one way!

Doctor, are you telling me if I take these medications my arm will fall back down to its side?

Are all of these toupees on sale?

...and I says to him "Look, buddy, I don't" Oh, hold on, I'm melting again.

Whoah! It's either really windy up there or Santa is drunk.

On your mark... get set... ... ... POOP!

My make guess you are detective cop or mobster pimp. No?

In home country, mouthstache make man.

There are many ways to save money, for instance Harold and his son shared a pocket mirror. Why buy 2 when one will do?

Nope. Those aren't done yet.

Rusty, this chastity gate sucks.

I'm sick of always being so blue.

...then the government began blaring Nickelback music into the streets, and the Occupy movement reluctantly retreated.

It's not you, Sharon, it's me. In fact, it's not me either. It's my hair. It wants to go in a different direction.

Can I borrow your wig?

Did you hear Pizza is a vegetable?

Hmmmm... According to this we didn't even need to cut open the scrotum.

1960s Intellectual Goth.

This is what happens, kids, when you don't eat your vegetables, like: French Fries with Ketsup, and Pizza.

The future remains unknown, while death remains always near.

Wipe that smirk off your face, Santa. This ain't the North Pole. You crocodile meat in this swamp, man.

Well, 'bout time you people start picking on someone your own size.

Lieutenant Dan, Federal Snore Patrol. I'm going to have to ask you to wake up, sir.

Wow, how about technology. 10kb database almost as small as a garage. This changes everything!

Do you think this choke makes my head look small?

Mom, look! I'm just like Grandpa!

Is this better? Good. Sorry about that. My cellphone is AT&T.

You tell your boys to stay off of my WiFi.

Go put your wig back on, Howard. The Howard Stern show starts in 10 minutes.

Yup, you've got humans. And they're spreading all over.

Don't write this down, but... I'm Canadian.

Man, this is one craaaaazy nightclub.

Oh gawd ! I've laughed my head off !

WOODPECKER: "You hear about the Kardashian divorce?" OWL: "Who?"

You're such a pecker.

Of course I'm not too old to go Trick-or-Treating, mom! Gosh.

N'ah, all the guys are wearing girdles now. Look how skinny it makes me look.

Hey Greeno. Where's your brother Nemo?

Oh my gawd, STOP ! I gotta get a picture of this !

Hey! That's my wife's bra!

Alright, boys, we're going to need deodorant STAT !

Thou are correct. I have yanked too hard upon thine finger.

Heeeey, I know you are just doing your job, but this is profiling.

Thanks Doctor. Everything is flowing smoothly after you pulled my finger.

Mama Tatwana, Look! Your Ambien Ointment seems to be working.

Mama Tatwana, look! His tie is shrinking!

This is going to scare the shit out of Rusty. Still can't believe you found a firecracker that big!

Unfortunately, as we can see on this slide, the Charlie Sheen is spreading rapidly through his body.

Twitter? What is that? I said "MySpace".

This Vikings team isn't going anywhere. Go back to Planet of the Apes.

Dammit, Margo, he isn't part of THAT one percent ! !

Dammit, Margo, you know Rusty has a fragile ego and you have to go and call him THAT?

I don't know... for a first date I might look a little too horny.

Oh this? It's a "Rectal Re-uptake Inhibitor."

Well, your not going to go far without your stick-shifter-thing, are you?

Before you leave, could you just go over and hit RECORD? I don't want to miss the baseball game.

As God's understudy you'll have to be skilled in causing benevolent catastrophes. So, who shall we smote?

I'll be honest, the first one tasted better. That last one has a funny after-taste.

Aw gawd! I never got to use those Lady Gaga tickets. Sing Pokerface to me, Rusty, please?

Listen! You gotta tweet to my followers what happened.

Yeah, well I'm an angry hornet that goes NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm afraid I'm not going to be much use. I'm a Doctor of Philosophy.

Oh crap! That Facebook cookie is following us OFFLINE now, too!

Do you offer financing?

No, Mom, I'm sick of Larry getting special treatment. Time for Timmy to get his, too.

What eyewitnesses claim is that, Yes, my client cut the cheese. But it was the defendant who pulled my client's finger.

No thanks, but maybe your horse will.

You call that a trick? You should see what the cat can do.

And then I put ham in there, ketsup, cheese, kitty litter, pickles, and cucumbers.

I found this in my cocktail. What is that? Carpet?

The sign said "One Way" and I tell you the truth, I was only going One Way.

Honey, let me out of here and I promise to start putting the toilet seat down.

I wish the Minnesota Twins would put the trees back in the outfield - ooop, not supposed to say my wish out loud?

Well, I like how it handles and stops; it's tough knowing it'll lose $1000 in value when I ride it out of the stable.

Aw Crap! Here comes Sarah Palin.

whoah! That IS a light cream sauce!

Doctor, hurry! He's overdosing on Charlie Sheen!

Wait, doctor, we kept the receipt. This one poops and pees all over. We want to exchange it.

Oh, you're right. It is Friday. I thought it was Saturday. Okay. See you tomorrow.

Wait, let me call you back from the blue phone.

Get me Charlie Sheen.

If you do not go to Hackathon, you might as well be dead.

Ugh! I sure miss Tea Garden.

Richard Dawkins doesn't believe in me.

I've never looked good in white.