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Writing to the werewolf will only encourage him - or is that what you want?

The reverse x-ray spectacles never became very popular.

You don't impress me, accordian neck!

Roger that, HQ, and while you're at it, get Pemberton a black hat, would ya. He says it's for his kid.

I'm tellin' ya, stretch, ya gotta get a hat - seriously. I'm bald, too!

I swear that list was in here yesterday. Now I don't know what to accomplish next!

By the claw marks, sir, I'd say it was a teenage werewolf.

My elixer of youth is here. Thank God for the plain brown wrapper!

A quarter! For a quarter I coulda got a hamburger, fries, and a coke, sheesh!

Nurse, no, you're not even gloved and you just examined Mr. Blevins!

This is not elementary, Watson, actually it's quite advanced!

Yes, Andre, it's a success! Yesterday you were only 4'7".

See Mister, when I pull this plunger, green gas comes out!

When I pull here it should emit a poisonous gas, but it's not

I told you I loved him for his brains. Now I have them!

Dammit, John, I said I'll move my pawn when I'm good and ready!

I like the vest - but it's the gloves that make you a cowboy!

You said that picture would never get out of Vegas!