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Franklin could not believe that Dr. Gorman fell asleep mid-sentence.

3 points are better than nothing

"Haven't we met somewhere before?"

The fans were none too happy when the dwarfs traded Grumpy.

Soccer fans of long ago

"Hey, wait...you ain't Robert Dowmney Jr."

"Elementary, is that all you know how to say...schmuck?"

Holmes wasn't fooled one bit, double breasted jackets had gone out of style a long time ago.

Farnkie and Johnny alwasy enjoyed the blue light special at K-mart.

Frankie loved Johnny, but Johnny couldn't take his eyes off of the TV. It was movie night after all.

"I know the end of the nostril is here someplace, ah there it is. Look out, here I come."

Chin showed his clone how to make another.

"Why you throw away fortune? Look winning lottery numbers on back."

"hey, all these slips have your name on them, you cheated in the number one son contest."

"Obamacare."

"Did you hear the one about the bed? nevermind, it hasn't been made up yet."

"That's it...I'm taking back the friendship bracelet."

"It just won't be ZZ Top without your beard, Billy."

"What do you mean 5 o'clock shadow, it ain't but 3:15."

"I can't read these damn directions, what do I do if I have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours?"

"Cialis, I ordered Viagra?"

"That snot what I meant!"

"WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAT????"

"IT IS SUPERSIZED!!!"

"It's my hat I tell ya. I didn't steal it, my head shrunk."

"Quit restin yer elbow on my shootin hand."

The sub got more annoyed when he said "heart on" while seeking the blackboard prankster and the entire class giggled

Captain Decaf is shocked by his first encounter with expresso.

"It's your new helmet, it's called a keurig."

RuPaul's first audience didn't quite get it.